JOKES

Terrorist

Teacher: What do you mean by terrorist?Student: Terrorist is a tourist who comes from other country to celebrate Diwali in our country.

Women Shopping Offer:

Sign at a woman`s shoe shop.`Ten percent discount on shoes purchased within ten minutes.`

Lawyer and the Truth:

Judge: Do u have a lawyer?Prisoner: No.Judge: Don`t u need one?Prisoner: No, Sir. I don`t need one. I am going 2 tell d truth.

Luck:

Banta: I have no luck with woman.
Santa: Lucky fellow.

Human Nature about Error:

To err is human.But to blame it on the other guy is even more human.


Banta was d official driver of a minister.The minister: Banta let me drive d car 2day.Banta: Sir, it is a car & not d sarkar which anyone can drive.
Sign outside a meat shop.`Always pleased to meet you - always meat to please you.`
Wife: What is so interesting in me?Husband: I don`t know the meaning of interesting